The Unbothered: Greyhound - Runs Fast, Naps Faster

The Unbothered Greyhound

Fastest legs in the dog park, slowest mood in the house. The Greyhound has mastered the art of selective engagement: they’ll sprint past a squirrel but ignore your call, lounge like a king on the sofa, and somehow make doing nothing look elegant.

This oversized, boxy, 100% cotton tee celebrates the Greyhound’s chill vibe. Perfect for humans who admire a dog that’s effortlessly cool, whether you’re binge-watching, sipping coffee, or just embracing the art of doing nothing with style.

Perfect for: relaxing days at home, long walks where the Greyhound sets the pace (which is very slow), or showing off your shared commitment to selective laziness.

Product features

• 100% cotton for breathable, soft comfort

• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for maximum lounging freedom

• Durable double-needle stitching for casual, everyday wear

• Medium-weight fabric: cozy but light enough for active (or not-so-active) days

• Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Do not dry clean — because doing nothing is an art form