The Chaos Agents: Husky - I scream because I care

The Chaos Agents Husky

Meet the Husky: part snow wolf, part opera singer, and 100% chaos in fur form. Whether it’s alerting the neighborhood to a passing squirrel, dramatically protesting breakfast, or howling like they’ve just discovered the meaning of life, this dog does everything at maximum volume.

This oversized, boxy, 100% cotton tee lets you embrace the energy, humor, and pure theatricality of living with a Husky. Wear it while surviving zoomies, calming a minor “crisis,” or just laughing at how your dog has turned your house into a one-dog Broadway production.

Perfect for: mornings that start with a wail, walks that become vocal marathons, or quiet nights that somehow turn into full-scale howling symphonies.

Product features

• 100% cotton softness for all-day comfort — because you’ll need it after a Husky vocal performance

• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for ease of movement (and emergency paw dodging)

• Double-needle stitching to withstand Husky-level chaos

• Medium-weight fabric: cozy, breathable, and resilient

• Tear-away label for irritation-free dog management

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Do not dry clean — Husky-approved chaos only