The Chaos Agents: Border Collie: Plans? I have 17

The Chaos Agents Border Collie

Meet the Border Collie: brainy, fast, and perpetually in “mission mode.” They don’t just run — they strategize your living room, herd your shoes, and somehow turn a calm afternoon into a full-scale operation. This tee celebrates the whirlwind of energy, intelligence, and chaos that only a Border Collie can deliver.

Oversized, boxy, and 100% cotton, it’s perfect for wearing while surviving zoomies, cleaning up the aftermath of their latest “project,” or just laughing at how your dog thinks they are secretly running the household. Comfortable enough for humans, chaotic enough to match your dog.

Perfect for: long walks that turn into obstacle courses, backyard “training exercises” (whether you agreed to them or not), or curling up after your dog finally collapses from all that pent-up genius.

Product features

• 100% cotton for soft, breathable comfort — you’ll need it after keeping up with this whirlwind

• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for full range of motion (and emergency sock-chasing)

• Durable double-needle stitching to survive chaos after chaos

• Medium-weight fabric: just the right warmth for post-zoomie recovery

• Tear-away label for irritation-free chaos management

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Do not dry clean — Border Collies frown on unnecessary formality