The Chaos Agents: Samoyed - Smiles hide crimes

The Chaos Agents Samoyed 

Meet the Samoyed: a cloud of pure white fluff with a mischievous streak that could power a small city. They’ll steal socks, knock over plants, and somehow make chaos look adorable—all while wearing that signature “smile” that melts any protest into laughter.

This oversized, boxy, 100% cotton tee captures the perfect balance of softness and mischief. Wear it while surviving zoomies, cleaning up after the latest fluffy escapade, or simply celebrating the joy of having a four-legged whirlwind in your life.

Perfect for: backyard adventures turned obstacle courses, indoor sock hunts, or lounging while your Samoyed supervises the household like a benevolent fluff overlord.

Product features

• 100% cotton for soft, breathable comfort — you’ll need it after keeping up with this whirlwind

• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for full range of motion during sudden chaos

• Durable double-needle stitching built to survive countless fluffy mishaps

• Medium-weight fabric: cozy without weighing you down

• Tear-away label for irritation-free mischief management

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Do not dry clean — chaos doesn’t need formality